I didn’t do it! I swear!

DawgMom & DawgDaddy had to go out to our house in the woods the other night to check on some pro’lems that the workers called about. They were none too happy when they left either, something about the foundashuns needin work and water comin in and the worker said mold. We don’t know about all that, but we do know, they weren’t happy when they left. DawgMom was tellin DawgDaddy to remember that our floor man tends to ‘xaggerate things and try not to be too upset til they get there and look at it fer themselves.

Crack & Mess that was behind the tub

 

As you can see, it turned out like DawgMom hoped and it wasn’t as bad as they thought thank goodness.  There is a crack there, but it hasn’t gone all the way through the wall and what the worker thought might be mold was really some junk that they had used behind the shower part of the tub, it was just black tar stuff, not mold. DawgDaddy had a foundashuns man come out there with them to look it all over cause that’s his job and he said it’s not gonna be too bad to fix. They can get the stuff to seal the crack and put some other kind of sealer on the whole block wall. So the foundashuns man will be there Tues with his big ol earth diggin machine to start fixin some kind of french drain to keep the water away from our house. The foundashuns man is gonna make the road goin to our house wider too so we can take our house on wheels up in there. That made DawgMom and DawgDaddy very happy. At least until they got back home to us and found this:

Stolen stash

And then they found this:

Pappy crate pan surfin

We was just tryin to cheer them up. Cissy or Peggy Sue or both were coffee table surfin and stole DawgMom’s Cinnamon Mentos. Then they ATE them! Well, not really ate them, but they licked all the hot stuff off them. I was just tryin to have some fun of my own, makin up the new game I call Crate Pan Surfin. It’s kinda like snow boardin, only without snow and I use the crate pan out of my big Master Bedroom. I’m not tellin whether it was Cissy or Peggy Sue cause they’ll be mean to me  and they won’t tell either. See if you can tell which one done it?

Peggy Sue ain't tellin

Cissy ain't tellin either

That is how they always act when anything in the house goes wrong, they figure DawgMom or DawgDaddy will blame it on a Bull Terrier anyway. Little Brats! I can tell you NONE of us did THIS!

big, honkin hole in the kitchen

The plumber guy did that! Our bowl washer broke and we couldn’t get a new one fer 2 days.  The plumber guy came and took the old one out and turned off our hot water in the kitchen. DawgMom was not happy about that cause that meant she had to wash our bowls like this:

Bowls in the bathtub

in the bathtub! It was hard fer her to do with her Degenitf Diskes Diseez that she has cause it hurt her back real bad. But she did cause she loves us and didn’t want us to have dirty bowls. Now if one of us had made that big honkin hole in the kitchen like that, we woulda been in big trouble, but you know what they did to the plumber guy?? They paid the dude! Paid him money! How fair is that? We woulda been in time out big time, we certainly would not have been paid with food or treats fer our work!  Anyways, that is the kind of week we’ve had here at our house. How was yer week??

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