I didn’t do it! I swear!

DawgMom & DawgDaddy had to go out to our house in the woods the other night to check on some pro’lems that the workers called about. They were none too happy when they left either, something about the foundashuns needin work and water comin in and the worker said mold. We don’t know about all that, but we do know, they weren’t happy when they left. DawgMom was tellin DawgDaddy to remember that our floor man tends to ‘xaggerate things and try not to be too upset til they get there and look at it fer themselves.

Crack & Mess that was behind the tub

Crack & Mess that was behind the tub

Close up of crack

As you can see, it turned out like DawgMom hoped and it wasn’t as bad as they thought thank goodness.  There is a crack there, but it hasn’t gone all the way through the wall and what the worker thought might be mold was really some junk that they had used behind the shower part of the tub, it was just black tar stuff, not mold. DawgDaddy had a foundashuns man come out there with them to look it all over cause that’s his job and he said it’s not gonna be too bad to fix. They can get the stuff to seal the crack and put some other kind of sealer on the whole block wall. So the foundashuns man will be there Tues with his big ol earth diggin machine to start fixin some kind of french drain to keep the water away from our house. The foundashuns man is gonna make the road goin to our house wider too so we can take our house on wheels up in there. That made DawgMom and DawgDaddy very happy. At least until they got back home to us and found this:
Stolen stash

Stolen stash

And then they found this:
Pappy crate pan surfin

Pappy crate pan surfin

We was just tryin to cheer them up. Cissy or Peggy Sue or both were coffee table surfin and stole DawgMom’s Cinnamon Mentos. Then they ATE them! Well, not really ate them, but they licked all the hot stuff off them. I was just tryin to have some fun of my own, makin up the new game I call Crate Pan Surfin. It’s kinda like snow boardin, only without snow and I use the crate pan out of my big Master Bedroom. I’m not tellin whether it was Cissy or Peggy Sue cause they’ll be mean to me  and they won’t tell either. See if you can tell which one done it?
Peggy Sue ain't tellin

Peggy Sue ain't tellin

Cissy ain't tellin either

Cissy ain't tellin either

That is how they always act when anything in the house goes wrong, they figure DawgMom or DawgDaddy will blame it on a Bull Terrier anyway. Little Brats! I can tell you NONE of us did THIS!
big, honkin hole in the kitchen

big, honkin hole in the kitchen

The plumber guy did that! Our bowl washer broke and we couldn’t get a new one fer 2 days.  The plumber guy came and took the old one out and turned off our hot water in the kitchen. DawgMom was not happy about that cause that meant she had to wash our bowls like this:
Bowls in the bathtub

Bowls in the bathtub

in the bathtub! It was hard fer her to do with her Degenitf Diskes Diseez that she has cause it hurt her back real bad. But she did cause she loves us and didn’t want us to have dirty bowls. Now if one of us had made that big honkin hole in the kitchen like that, we woulda been in big trouble, but you know what they did to the plumber guy?? They paid the dude! Paid him money! How fair is that? We woulda been in time out big time, we certainly would not have been paid with food or treats fer our work!  Anyways, that is the kind of week we’ve had here at our house. How was yer week??


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11 Responses to “I didn’t do it! I swear!”

  1. Khyra Says:

    Khrate Pan Surfin!

    That might be a khool new event fur the Pawlympikhs!

    Grrrreat work by the unknown khanine(s)!

    Good lukhk with getting things fixed by the hooman workers!


  2. Pedro Says:

    OMD your poor humans have had quite a week! We had to get a new dishwasher recently too and just today our new washer and dryer were delivered. Mom can’t stop lookin at them cause she’s weird and she thinks they’re beautiful. That kinda odd if you ask me. I’m glad you didn’t have mold! How many dawgs live in your house? That’s a whole lotta bowls in your tub! I’m not saying anything but your sister Cissy is a little, um, well, um, …. sturdy? I’m thinkin it may have been her lickin the Mentos. Don’t tell her I said that though!


  3. Suzuki Says:

    Hey guys!
    Looks like you have had quite a week.
    If you are lookin’ fur love you should stop by my blog as my brother Scooby has started a new “business”. Come by and check it out.
    Big licks to you

  4. doggonedmysteries Says:

    Mom says she might have a solution to the crate pan surfing but I’m not gonna spoil your fun. *Gavin

    OOOOOO Mentos! Can I have some? *Patty

    What a week you’ve had there. I hope things go more smoothly from now on. *M

  5. Mango Says:

    Bed pan surfing looks like great sport to me. Why do they always blame the dog?


  6. tweedles Says:

    Thats a real bummer that you all got blamed for the problems happening at your house! And then for the workers to get paid! Oh man!
    My mo washes my dish everyday too- but then there is just one of me- oh there are the 4 cats. Glad everything is under control now and no mold. Wish we could say that about here!

  7. The Bumpass Hounds Says:

    We can’t crate pan surf cuz our dad flips up the swivel latch to lock the pan in. Drats! It looks like a lot of fun. What’s the furthest you guys have been able to kick it out?
    – The Bumpass Hounds (http://bumpasshounds.blogspot.com)

  8. Life With Dogs Says:

    Wow, I think my week was much easier than yours! Sorry to hear of the house challenges. Crate pan surfing is the bomb!

    I spent the week getting revenge on a stick. I think that makes me a little crazy, but I’m going with it.

  9. Amber-Mae Says:

    Hey there guys! Man, we never tried Crate Pan Surfing before. What do you have to do? Oh gee, your poor poor house. Hope everything will be fixed soon. By the way, thanks for your advise. My temperature just got checked & it has dropped.

    Belly jiggles,
    Solid Gold Dancer

  10. Allison (Dog Mom) Says:

    Wow–dat surfin game looks like a lot of fun! We will hafta try it sumtime. We hav heard dat wen peeple come to da howse and make a mess dat maybe da hoomans iz trying to fix sumting. Dat makez a little sense to us. After all, wen we tries to fix mommee’z shooz, dey always looks messier den wen we started.

    Gus and Waldo

  11. Suzuki Says:

    Hi Guys!
    I’m sorry I haven’t been around much lately but my Mum and my brother Scooby have been hogging the laptop fur his new business and blog http://lookinfurlovewithscooby.blogspot.com/ He is still looking fur pups to follow his blog (even if they are not single) to help spread the word about these pups Lookin’ Fur Love.
    So now I am spending today stopping by ALL my friends blogs and saying Hi 🙂 and catching up on all your news.
    Big licks to you

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