Posts Tagged ‘Poodle’

I didn’t do it! I swear!

March 20, 2009

DawgMom & DawgDaddy had to go out to our house in the woods the other night to check on some pro’lems that the workers called about. They were none too happy when they left either, something about the foundashuns needin work and water comin in and the worker said mold. We don’t know about all that, but we do know, they weren’t happy when they left. DawgMom was tellin DawgDaddy to remember that our floor man tends to ‘xaggerate things and try not to be too upset til they get there and look at it fer themselves.

Crack & Mess that was behind the tub

Crack & Mess that was behind the tub

Close up of crack

 
As you can see, it turned out like DawgMom hoped and it wasn’t as bad as they thought thank goodness.  There is a crack there, but it hasn’t gone all the way through the wall and what the worker thought might be mold was really some junk that they had used behind the shower part of the tub, it was just black tar stuff, not mold. DawgDaddy had a foundashuns man come out there with them to look it all over cause that’s his job and he said it’s not gonna be too bad to fix. They can get the stuff to seal the crack and put some other kind of sealer on the whole block wall. So the foundashuns man will be there Tues with his big ol earth diggin machine to start fixin some kind of french drain to keep the water away from our house. The foundashuns man is gonna make the road goin to our house wider too so we can take our house on wheels up in there. That made DawgMom and DawgDaddy very happy. At least until they got back home to us and found this:
Stolen stash

Stolen stash

And then they found this:
Pappy crate pan surfin

Pappy crate pan surfin

We was just tryin to cheer them up. Cissy or Peggy Sue or both were coffee table surfin and stole DawgMom’s Cinnamon Mentos. Then they ATE them! Well, not really ate them, but they licked all the hot stuff off them. I was just tryin to have some fun of my own, makin up the new game I call Crate Pan Surfin. It’s kinda like snow boardin, only without snow and I use the crate pan out of my big Master Bedroom. I’m not tellin whether it was Cissy or Peggy Sue cause they’ll be mean to me  and they won’t tell either. See if you can tell which one done it?
Peggy Sue ain't tellin

Peggy Sue ain't tellin

Cissy ain't tellin either

Cissy ain't tellin either

That is how they always act when anything in the house goes wrong, they figure DawgMom or DawgDaddy will blame it on a Bull Terrier anyway. Little Brats! I can tell you NONE of us did THIS!
big, honkin hole in the kitchen

big, honkin hole in the kitchen

The plumber guy did that! Our bowl washer broke and we couldn’t get a new one fer 2 days.  The plumber guy came and took the old one out and turned off our hot water in the kitchen. DawgMom was not happy about that cause that meant she had to wash our bowls like this:
Bowls in the bathtub

Bowls in the bathtub

in the bathtub! It was hard fer her to do with her Degenitf Diskes Diseez that she has cause it hurt her back real bad. But she did cause she loves us and didn’t want us to have dirty bowls. Now if one of us had made that big honkin hole in the kitchen like that, we woulda been in big trouble, but you know what they did to the plumber guy?? They paid the dude! Paid him money! How fair is that? We woulda been in time out big time, we certainly would not have been paid with food or treats fer our work!  Anyways, that is the kind of week we’ve had here at our house. How was yer week??

Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

March 17, 2009
Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Happy St. Paddy’s Day to all our doggie bloggie friends! That’s our little brother, Pooch all dressed up for St. Patrick’s Day and yes he’s the same one that wears that stoopid diaper!

DawgMom colored him this way for Christmas a couple of years ago, but it works for St. Paddy’s too. Guess this means we can’t pinch him now?? Sheesh! That just takes the fun out of the day, don’t it? Oh yeah, since it’s St. Paddy’s Day and we eat raw diet, do we get raw corned beef and cabbage for dinner??

“May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead!”

Shameless? Us? What’s yer point?

February 14, 2009

 

Glad yer home~Pappy style

Glad yer home~Pappy style

We have been called many things. Sometimes it’s true, sometimes it’s false, sometimes it’s just plain stoopid. Now, we sometimes take offense at some of the things, but we WILL admit if it’s true. Some examples of “Just Plain Stoopid”~~ 

People see Feather and say What is that? A pig?(eyes roll) Please! A pig? I don’t see a curly tail on Feather Louise, do you? (altho she acts like one sometimes, see below) They have asked DawgMom “Is that a DOG?”  No, it’s a hippo on a leash~Here’s yer sign. They’ve asked if we bumped our heads on something, one lady even asked “Are they made that way?”No, DawgMom watches QVC alot and ordered a face-enhancer~(somebody hand me another sign, I ran out) We have a Bullie friend that tells us that some idiot woman asked his DawgMom if he was an armadillo? What the heck is an armadillo anyways?  Then there was the time The Papster was at the vet when he was a baby and some crazy cat lady looked at his little bum and said “He’s got a fat rear doesn’t he?” He turned to look at her and she was all flustered and said “Oh My, he’s got a fat front too”  She’s one of them that asked if he was made that way. But then, what do you expect out of a crazy cat lady??

Now sometimes DawgMom and DawgDaddy call us things too. Sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s not so good. Like when we’re being cute, DawgMom calls us “shuggieplums” or something silly like that. She calls Feather~Weezy. She calls Pappy~Buddy Ro and she calls me Miss Jeannie. When we’re being monsters a little bratty, they sometimes use bad words. I swear sometimes I think my registered name might just be ‘DarlaDammit’. And if we’re REALLY bad, they use our whole names. That doesn’t happen very often, and when it does it’s usually the dumb Poodle’s fault. I mean, we hafta yell at him, we just hafta! Have you ever had a Poodle say bad words at you? It ain’t pretty, and he’s such a little drama queen! I mean, really, look at him, all prissed out in his fancy-schmancy clip and with his diaper on. A DIAPER!! He has to wear a diaper cause he doesn’t know how to keep all 4 on the floor and he cocks his leg on anything, INCLUDING us. Where does he get off being a drama queen anyway. Soooo, we hafta yell really loud at him, then DawgMom tells US to be quiet while the Drama Queen walks off laughin!

The Drama "Queen" in HIS diaper

The Drama "Queen" in HIS diaper

Now admit it, wouldn’t you hafta fuss at something that looked like that? I thought so. But, I digress….Today, we have been called ‘shameless’ and you know what? We ARE, cause we are shamelessly asking that you go over to Mango-Minster and leave a comment voting for us in his Bloggy Doggy dawg show. Your comment IS your vote. You can see pictures of all the contestants in the Terrier Group, and you will notice a running theme over there…..all them terriers seem to have beards! So us eggheads that look like armadillos need some support over there. Will you please go support the TN Terrors? And could someone find out just what the heck an armadillo is???

Actin like a pig beggin DawgMom's brekkie

Actin like a pig beggin DawgMom's brekkie